originality is dead

googlehomo:

fun prank: stand up in the middle of class. run out of the school. keep running. do not turn back. start a new life under a fake name.

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snorlaxatives:

99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times

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rrueplumet:

“it’s just a midnight snack” i said as i prepared a full turkey dinner

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dietchola:

do twin boys have the same penis size?

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pupbutt:

“tbh” is my fav thing to end a sentence with tbh

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jpgay:

wow attractive people must have so much fun on tumblr

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