fun prank: stand up in the middle of class. run out of the school. keep running. do not turn back. start a new life under a fake name.
99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times
“it’s just a midnight snack” i said as i prepared a full turkey dinner
do twin boys have the same penis size?
“tbh” is my fav thing to end a sentence with tbh