"Turning you on turns me on."

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

(via cumfort)

narcotic:

do you ever see someone hot and you just think “bruuuuuuuuh” 

(via mexicanbarbie805)

"Nobody drinks a bottle of vodka for fun, and that’s a damn fact."

The most sober thing a drunk person could say  (via suchvodka)

(Source: whispering-secrets-and-smoke, via mexicanbarbie805)