hesitence:

i didnt lose my virginity, i know exactly who has it

(Source: hesitence, via cumfort)

sweatrer:

ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(via cumfort)

internetexplorers:

“you’re like a son to me”

“dad, i am your son”

(via cumfort)

foodchewer:

maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow 

(via cumfort)

merylstreepismymom:

"what does your tattoo mean?"

It means I wanted it so I fucking got it

(via cumfort)